The Ontario Provincial Police investigate Ottawa police behaviour in their notorious cellblock and find nothing wrong.
I’m shocked, I tell you. Shocked.
Ottawa Police Chief Vern White, keeping a straight face, says, “I have no hesitation in accepting the findings of this independent review.”
In spite of myself, tears of helpless laughter are rolling down my cheeks.
ADDENDUM: I should have noted that two non-police “special constables” were found to have committed unspecified “misconduct” in one case. There will be an internal disciplinary review. More tears are expected.