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Mocha in Muskoka

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(with apologies to Merle Haggard)

We don’t vote for Dippers in Muskoka
We don’t take our trips with LPC
We party with the party that delivers,
And our borders are secure enough for me.

I’m proud to sip my mocha in Muskoka
A place where money always grows on trees
We rock ourselves to sleep on this gazebo
‘cause we like bein’ rich and livin’ free.

We’re sparin’ no expense in Tony’s riding
We’re fixin’ up the place to make it nice
We’ll lift your chandelier or we’ll remove it
And the government will gladly pay the price.

I’m proud to sip my mocha in Muskoka
A place where money always grows on trees
We rock ourselves to sleep on this gazebo
‘cause we like bein’ rich and livin’ free.

Three-piece suits are still in style for Bay Street lawyers
Arriving for their summer on the green
Croquet is still the roughest sport at Deerhurst
No “Occupy Muskoka” will be seen.

And I’m proud to sip my mocha in Muskoka
A place where money always grows on trees
We rock ourselves to sleep on this gazebo
‘cause we like bein’ rich and livin’ free.

We still wave to Tony from the boathouse
In Parry Sound-Muskoka, Canada.

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