Synopsis: An alleged sometime boyfriend of a sex-killer, also a bisexual porn star and on-line kitten-strangler, is being sought across the country for murder. Most of his victim was found in a suitcase in Montreal. Some of the rest of him was entrusted to Canada Post, including a foot sent to the Conservative Party of Canada and a hand to the Liberal Party. Other parts may still be in the mail….

Naw. Too contrived.