Fake lake. Fake citizenship ceremony. Fake alibi for it. Fake election calls. Fake cockpit for a photo-op. Even fake MPs.

The faking fakers running our country are walking fakes themselves. They deliver lines by glassy-eyed rote. They do what they’re told, without complaint. They don’t talk back to the man of the House. Stepford politicians.

Which brings me to this recent discovery. How do we know that it doesn’t belong to a real Conservative member of Parliament?