Humpty Duffty sits on a wall
Humpty Duffty lives nowhere at all
Ottawa for the perks, Cavendish for yet more
And he lives pretty large on the Red Chamber floor.

Where does he reside? At a tax-paid buffet.
Can all the king’s auditors drag him away?
His guzzling and gorging may shock and appall
But he’s on the blue team: don’t expect a great fall.