An excerpt from today’s haul of Chinese spam:

Please make sure your minimum price is less than your maximum price. Oops! Oops! Oops! Please make sure your minimum price is less than your maximum price. Oops! Please determine your minimum price is less than your maximum price. Oops! Oops! Please determine your minimum price is less than your maximum price. Oops! Please make sure your minimum price is less than your maximum price. Oops! Please determine your minimum price is less than your maximum price. Oops! Oops! Please make sure your minimum price is less than your maximum price. Please determine your minimum price is less than your maximum price. Oops! Oops! Oops!

I see they’re getting the hang of that capitalism thing.

Thanks to James Bow, the flood has been reduced to a trickle. But keep playing, mǔ gǒu.