…so they can act like poor sports and declare that the online winner is a BIG FAT LOSER, by their Upstanding All-American American Apparel Standards.

Nancy Upton, the gorgeous prankster who satirized American Apparel’s condescending search for a plus-sized model with smutty and silly overindulgence photos, actually won the online contest! Then American Apparel […] wouldn’t recognize her victory, even though she had far and away the most votes.

Corporate personhood. You can cry if you want to.