…and attempt to apply a shine to the proverbial brown stuff. Nice try, kiddies. Time for your milk and cookies, but please wash up first.

The riding of Labrador, by the way, was not stolen. That was last time, silly SUN. (Is Conservatism a form of collective insanity? No need to answer that.)

This headline gave me momentary hope. Well, one can dream.

[H/t PB b/c]