…any 95-year-old can look like a lawn target. After all, doesn’t every bean bag game need a riot shield? Those lawn targets can be dangerous.

These stories are so common these days, it’s basically procrastination lazypost fodder. I suppose I can’t play the race card here though.

(h/t comment at Leftwing Nutjob by thunderous blogfriend on a post about the execution of a mentally ill person)