[T]o wear an improper expression on your face…was itself a punishable offense. There was even a word for it in Newspeak: facecrime. ~1984
It can’t happen here. Oh, wait.
Kinder Morgan must be mercilessly mocked for this, and #KMface is here to provide an opportunity, proving once again the value of a Twitter hashtag. Long may the protesters—and everyone else— side-eye this miserable excuse for a person.