Geeks to Greeks: iOwnya

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Greek Apple1.jpgIn a surprise announcement, Apple Inc. announced today that the world’s most valuable corporation would be acquiring Greece. Speaking from the Spanakopita Palace in Cupertino, Tim Cook (CEO) said:

“I’m pleased to confirm that Apple Inc. has completed the acquisition of Greece, a large European enterprise with a strong history of innovation and content development. We will be moving forward immediately to facilitate their financial restructuring and undertaking critical rebranding initiatives. These will include the launch of a new Mac, the Edonia.”

Alexis Sipras, CEO of the new Apple subsidiary i-Thaca, could not be reached for comment.

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